(Source: hoofbeatsforhorses)
“I watched a prostitute stab a clown.”
“Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish.”
“I seen a blind guy bite a police horse.”
“A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s.”
“I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. THEY WERE VERY DRUNK.”
Smart men don’t obey laws
Ralph Waldo Emerson
30 Plays
“Some day you will die and somehow something’s gonna steal your carbon.”
Parting of the Sensory - Modest Mouse
